New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has had a busy week. For one, the Super Bowl is coming up. Not sure if y’all heard about that or not. It’s this big American football game where they hand out a trophy at the end of it. Second, Gronk is in the twilight of his career as the greatest tight end in the history of all time of ever. He’s had just a bit of an injury problem over his career, so everyone’s asking him when he’s going to retire.
Thankfully, he took a moment to address the official unofficial new capitol of the south, our very own Music City – Nashville, Tennessee.
Spoke with Gronk about multiple topics but loved his take on the city of Nashville the most:
“Its a scene man. The place to be.”#SBLIII pic.twitter.com/KcKnH9lNx9
— Allan Bell (@AllanBell247) January 30, 2019
Before we address Gronk’s comments, we need to talk about the work that gentleman esquire Allan Bell has put in this week. First, we got the Bill Belichick selfie story from him. Now, we’re getting this hard-hitting story from him as well. I should specify for tax purposes that Allan Bell did not pay me to write this.
Now, onto the comment itself….
Well, folks – this is big news. Getting the seal of approval from Gronk means we have arrived as a party town. Kid Rock is on his way to becoming mayor. Gronk is calling our city “the place to be.” What a time to be alive.
Rumor has it that at least 20 Nashvillian women got pregnant just from watching this video. What’s strange is that there was a man in there somewhere, too. It’s a miracle of science.
Nashville – I’ve waited 32 years to say this….but we’ve arrived.
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