There’s nothing quite like Wrestlemania Sunday. Months of preparation and build have led us to this day. So, you can damn well believe that once Wrestlemania starts, your boy “Big Natural” is going to have a drink in hand, posted up, and enjoying pro wrestling’s biggest holiday. So, of course, considering it’s drinking game season, we can’t do it without putting our own Wrestlemania drinking game out there.
Bring you a bottle, pour your favorite poison, find a safe way home if you’re not drinking at home, and let’s get shwasted.
The Official Unofficial WrestleMania Drinking Game
Take a DRINK if/when…
*A title changes hands.
*Take a drink for every surprise legend that shows up in the Andre battle royal. I’ll leave it to you and your buddies to define legend.
*Cedric Alexander or Mustafa Ali win the Cruiserweight Championship. Look – it’s going to be a great fucking match. You should just be drinking to celebrate it.
*As usual, take a drink every time Michael Cole says ‘vintage.’
*Aiden English or either/both of the Singh Brothers get physically involved in the U.S. Title match.
*Undertaker shows up as the American Badass.
*Alexa Bliss vs. Nia Jax lasts longer than five minutes.
*Carmella cashes in her briefcase on EITHER Women’s Champion.
*We see the top of a buttcrack. This applies to men and women.
*Mickie James is wearing at least two items made of denim.
*Kid Rock is shown visibly drunk.
*John Cena says the word ‘fan.’
*Any wrestler gets a specialty entrance.
*Someone mentions Rowdy Roddy Piper was a mentor to Ronda Rousey.
*The Bludgeon Brothers actually hit someone with those fuckin’ mallets.
*The Demon Finn Balor shows up.
*This isn’t really a drinking game rule, but everyone in your party must scream “BURN IT DOWN” to the tune of Seth Rollins’ entrance music. Then, take a drink.
*It’s Rusev Day.
*Shane McMahon is sweating before the match starts.
*Daniel Bryan takes a cringe-worthy bump.
*Kevin and Sami get their jerbs back.
*Shinsuke Nakamura has an actual violinist perform his entrance music.
*Stephanie McMahon goes through a table for the second consecutive WrestleMania.
*Cesaro gets another tooth knocked out.
*the historic Usos/New Day rivalry of 2017 is mentioned.
*Nakamura hits the kinshasa.
*Styles hits the Phenomenal Forearm.
*Lesnar-Reigns gets changed to a No Disqualification match.
*Lesnar kicks out of the Spear.
*Reigns kicks out of the F5.
*Reigns hits MORE than three Superman Punches.
*Fireworks close the show.
Take a SHOT if/when…
*Senor Benjamin is in the Andre battle royal.
*Curt Hawkins wins the Andre battle royal.
*Ember Moon, Billie Kay, or Peyton Royce show up in the Women’s Battle Royal.
*Elias performs at WrestleMania, and is interrupted by a legend.
*Charlotte Flair breaks Asuka’s streak.
*The Rock shows up.
*James Ellsworth is Braun Strowman’s partner.
*Brock Lesnar is busted open during the Universal Championship match.
*Lesnar-Reigns does NOT close the show.
*Undertaker does NOT show up at all.
That’s it, folks. Let’s get lit. And, as usual, if you’re not planning on drinking from the comfort of your own home, be sure to find a DD or utilize ridesharing apps such as Lyft or Uber. We don’t want anyone to die. Otherwise, HAPPY WRESTLEMANIA! LET’S GOOOOOOO!
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