The New Avengers: Infinity War Trailer Is Hot Ass Fire

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I can’t believe we’re only a little over a month away from the release of Avengers: Infinity War. I’m going to work on having this piece updated with my thoughts shortly – just wanted to go ahead and get the new trailer up for you guys. There’s a lot going on.

Well, this is embarrassing because now I have a boner and I don’t think that’s appropriate for the workplace. We’re going to take this time to officially start the movement for Josh Brolin to get in on the SoBro of the Year running.

Man, there’s so much to break down. How awesome was it seeing Starlord and Iron Man in a scene?

I still say the final Infinity Stone is in Wakanda, and from the looks of this new trailer, they’re going to be spending a lot of time there. It’s a beautiful place, really.

You have to be concerned about the major players. I mean, we just know someone is going to get the ax. Things don’t look good for our boy Vision considering he has a damn Infinity Stone IN HIS HEAD. Captain America goes one on one with Thanos at some point. Iron Man gets his ass busted. Someone is pricking Doctor Strange’s face with a bunch of sharp pointy things. That was weird. And, Thor’s getting his skull crushed.

The title of Avengers 4 must be Avengers: Everybody Is Dead or something.

I know one thing – I’m going to cry in that movie. A grown ass 31 year old man….going to cry in a damn superhero movie.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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