We’re finally here and the NFL Draft is upon us. It’s one of the biggest events on the American football calendar of the year – some may even say it’s only behind the Super Bowl in terms of importance and fanfare. So, you know we had to do it to ’em. As the kind of disputed kings of the drinking game, we couldn’t sit idly by and watch this momentous event pass. We had to put out a 2021 NFL Draft Drinking Game. That’s just what we do. So, grab some of your favorite beer, and a bottle of your favorite liquor. Pour ’em up and get schwasted with us!
NFL Draft Drinking Game 2021
Take a drink if/when…
- Anyone says it’s been a “tough year” or a “different year.” Another drink if they say it’s been a year since covid started.
- Todd McShay and Mel Kiper, Jr. fight.
- Someone mispronounces a name.
- Someone is called a “play-maker.”
- Anyone says any team “needs pass rush help.”
- You hear the term ‘high motor.’
- You hear the term ‘quarterback of the future.’
- You hear the term ‘injury concerns.’
- Trevor Lawrence’s comments about life outside of football are mentioned
- Someone questions why Justin Fields isn’t getting the love he deserves…
- Someone’s mama is shown on camera. Another drink if she’s crying.
- Mac Jones is compared to Tom Brady – an additional three drinks if Mac Jones shirtless photos are shown.
- Roger Goodell awkwardly bro-hugs a prospect…with an additional drink every time someone points out that Goodell has been vaccinated and cleared to hug people (what a weird thing to say).
- Worries about the ‘level of competition’ are mentioned about Trey Lance.
- The Deshaun Watson situation is mentioned. Another drink if someone directly refers to the hot mess surrounding the Houston Texans this offseason.
- Anyone wants to “reunite” Ja’Marr Chase with Joe Burrow, or Jaylen Waddle/DeVonta Smith with Tua Tagovailoa.
Take a shot if/when…
- Video surfaces of any of this year’s draft prospect smoking weed through a gas mask.
- Chris Berman shows up and makes that awkward spoon-feeding motion with his hand while he’s talking.
- A team loses a pick or the clock runs out on a team because of a technical glitch.
- There’s a trade.
- Rashawn Slater is drafted before Penei Sewell.
- Jaylen Waddle is drafted before DeVonta Smith.
- A tight end other than Kyle Pitts is drafted in the first round.
- A 6th quarterback sneaks into the first round.
- You have successfully stayed awake for the entirety of the first round.
As always, stay safe out there and drink responsibly! If you drink, don’t drive. Do the watermelon crawl.
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- Tennessee Titans Draft Needs (2021)
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