Some wild and crazy shit poppin’ off at the Donelson Wendy’s this week, folks. I don’t even know where the Donelson Wendy’s is, and I live in that neck of the woods.
LIVE JOURNALISM UPDATE: It’s on Donelson Pike right off the airport exit of I-40. I was about to say, if y’all are counting that one on Lebanon Road as Donelson, we’re going to have to move up the ‘Welcome to Donelson’ sign by about a mile. Thankfully, we don’t have to do that. Because that would be a lot of work.
Anyway, some lady pulled out a BB gun on someone and they quite literally dragged her for it.
Courtesy of our good friends at WKRN:
A woman who pulled a BB gun on another driver after an argument in the drive-thru line of a Donelson Wendy’s was then dragged by a vehicle early Tuesday morning, an arrest warrant states.
What the fuck is this? A scene from Step Brothers?
This whole story is insane – but, I don’t know what the most insane part of it actually is. As I’m writing this right now, I’m going to land on the BB gun part of it. What the hell are you carrying around a BB gun for in the first place? You don’t hunt with a BB gun. You damn sure aren’t going to do any gang shit with a BB gun.
My granddaddy used his BB gun to keep the squirrels from eating all the food out of his bird feeders. THAT is what the hell you use a BB gun for.
Can you imagine thinking this was a good idea? These things are lookin’ more and more realistic every day. You pull out a BB gun on someone and you’re liable to get shot up. Just an all-time dumdum move. And, what happened? She fired off three BBs into the other drivers chest and they just dragged her ass away ’cause she was hangin’ on to the car.
They even took the damn BB gun from her. How embarrassing. On top of thinking you’re hard as shit with your BB gun, you get it taken from you after firing it directly at someone’s chest three times and it did absolutely nothing.
Sounds like complete and utter madness at the Donelson Wendy’s. Holy shit.
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