Joe Buck Is Holding Out for a Better Offer Before He Starts Calling Porn

 In Humor, Sports

Big big news out of the sports and porn world last week. In a shocking turn of events, a porn site offered sports broadcasting legend Joe Buck a whopping ONE MILLION United States American dollars to call the site’s cam shows live.

His response? A flattered, ‘no.’

Joe Buck definitely fucks. Who would’ve known?

Holding out for a better offer? That’s risky in this economy. Gotta admire his bold stance and the seemingly endless supply of self-confidence. And, he has the charm and charisma to throw some jokes in there while he’s at it? That is what ‘debonaire’ looks like, folks. Mr. Buck just out there as smooth as James Bond on these Twitter streets.

He could have just as easily left this whole thing alone and let it sit out there for us heathens to discuss. But, no – that wasn’t good enough. He had to weigh in and remind us all of just what a king he really is.

It does beg the question, though: what kind of porn site is Joe Buck really into? I mean…if he’s got money going into one, I’d personally like to know. Just an interesting factoid, y’know? It might come up at a sports bar trivia night some time.

I bet it’s classy.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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