Every Friday, we here at the SoBros Network like to give you a proper sendoff into your weekend. Something to make you laugh, something to make you happy, something to make you cry, whatever you want to call it. But, anyway, we figured why not give this special column a name? So, here we are, folks – it’s the Friday Feel Good. On this week’s edition, we’re going to meet Fiona the hippo, who was tasked with predicting Sunday’s Super Bowl winner.
Here we go, folks. We’re two days away from the Super Bowl, and indeed, another long hard work week is in the books and we’re just hours away from another rambunctious #GinFriday. So, it’s time for The Friday Feel Good, and this week, we’re going to jump in on the Super Bowl love.
You’ve heard of the Puppy Bowl, the Kitten Bowl – the panda at the zoo that picks the game every year. But, today, we’re going to meet a young hippo named Fiona who was tasked with picking this game’s winner.
Courtesy of KCCI (Des Moines):
Fiona the Nile hippopotamus, now 3 years old, attempted to pick between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers
…..Fiona had just eaten lunch. The hippo heartthrob instead vomited freshly chewed veggies atop the Kansas City logo.
I’m not going to share the video because, y’know, some people might not want to watch a hippo puke. But, it is amazing. It is as solid of puke as I’ve ever seen – it all comes out in a single solitary chunk. Damn near looks like it was hardly digested. Another hippo might even be able to make a meal out of it.
So, what does this mean? Is she picking the Chiefs because she puked on them instead of the 49ers? Or, is she puking on the Chiefs because they’re losers? If that’s the case, then someone needs to have a chat with Fiona because it isn’t nice to puke on people. We’ll probably never know – this one’s always going to be in the backs of our minds.
For the record, I’m picking 49ers 31-28.
Happy Friday, guys – whatever you do, stay safe out there. Celebrate life. Wave at the haters. All that stuff.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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