Man, we don’t really dive into politics on this site. We tried a few pieces out, but I just didn’t like that we didn’t have enough resources to give it a fair spread so everyone felt like their shit was covered. But, this whole impeachment trial business is getting just a tad out of hand so we kinda have to at least report something on it, right? Oh, and I’m not talking about the politics of the whole thing either. In a FOX News report released earlier this week, it was made known that senators are now using fidget spinners to help them pay attention during the hearings.
Stuck in the chamber for hours on end without cellphones or laptops, senators have turned to fidget spinners, books, yoga techniques and an array of snacks to stay alert during the impeachment trial of President Trump.
Yeah. That’s right. Senators have become official Fidget Boyz. As if 2020 couldn’t get wild enough already, we now have elected officials playing with fidget spinners.
But, what exactly does it mean to be a Fidget Boi?!?! Well, I think I’ll just this iconic SoBros Network production speak for itself.
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