Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Would you rather have a bunch of gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe or a small rock in your shoe?
— The General (@SoBroMose) January 23, 2020
Answer:
No matter how you slice it, I’m taking the rock. Namely, it’s the easier situation to remedy, but I presume for the purposes of this question that I can’t just take the rock out of the shoe. We’re talking about the sensation here, and I’m still going with the rock. Getting gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe is awful – your foot sticks to everything, and it slows you down big time if you happen to be running. No thanks.
Question:
What do you do to unwind?
— Rooster (@SoBroRooster) January 23, 2020
Answer:
Couple of things – I like to meditate in the shower. I find that I have a pretty active mind, so the sound of running water helps me focus. It’s also cozy and warm, and isolated. I like that when I’m getting a little overwhelmed.
If I’m really in need of unwinding, I like to pour a glass of bourbon, sip on it slowly, smoke a cigar, and sit in my big comfortable chair. If the weather’s nice, I will do this outside facing the woods. I love the sound of nature.
Question:
For the rest of your life – Would you rather wear a pair of shoes that are 1 size too small or a pair of underwear that are 1 size too small?
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) January 23, 2020
Answer:
I think I’d go with the shoes because that’s already pretty normal for me. My feet are fuckin’ weird, Stan. I have Flintstone feet, hobbit feet, whatever you want to call them. They are wide and stumpy so I have a hard time finding shoes that fit to begin with. Most of my shoes already feel a size too small.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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