By and large, I don’t give much of a shit about Disney stuff. Outside of the Marvel stuff, I’m just not interested. But, they just can’t stop won’t stop when it comes to getting this Disney+ gimmick over with the people.
In the realm of Marvel, Captain Marvel will be available to stream day of launch and much of the MCU’s Phase 4 will play out in Disney+ series like The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Loki, Hawkeye and WandaVision, with un-dated series like She-Hulk and Mrs. Marvel in the works.
That first wave of Marvel announcements was pretty cool – The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Loki, Hawkeye, and WandaVision. That was testing my patience and frugality. I was lookin’ at Marvel like, “okay…okay, I see you…still holding onto my money, but I see you…”
But, after last week, it was like Kevin Feige looked directly at me and said, “fuck you, Stoney – we’re getting your money.” And, you know what? He’s right. Collider failed to mention that F U C K I N G Moon Knight is getting a show, too!
So, Disney has completely broken me. They’ve shattered my will. You give me Marc Spector in the MCU and you might as well gain access to my bank account. Even after that announcement, I was still hoping I’d come to my senses once the euphoria of the announcement wore off.
But, then, they go and tell us this:
A fun and free-wheeling deep-dive into everyday topics, NatGeo’s The World According to Jeff Goldblum features the singular actor learning about subjects like ice cream, tattoos, and sneakers while he interviews experts, attends conventions, and even stops by a tattoo parlor on a day they’re only giving Goldblum-themed tattoos.
My God. I should’ve invested in Disney when I had the chance. This shit is going to rule.
The best part? The Moon Knight memes are back:
The Moon Knight memes are resurfacing pic.twitter.com/OPUysXeRDd
— Marvel Facts & News (@MarveIFacts) August 24, 2019
I might dive deep into this character and hit y’all with some shit when I get back from vacation.
But the bottom line…if you take nothing else away from this “article,” take this: Disney will do whatever it takes to get your money out of your wallet.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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