Man, if you ever need to talk about branding, Shaq is your guy. Ain’t nobody out there kept their brand going after retiring like Shaq has. I mean, who else? Charles Barkley? Tony Romo? That’s an elite list, but none of those guys are doing fun shit like playing DJ, opening up a Nashville hot chicken joint, and they’re definitely not jumping into a damn mosh pit!
Shaq entering mosh pit is the funniest thing I’ve seen today pic.twitter.com/gzTSUmnoaI
— Bryce Dixon (@dixonbryce1) July 20, 2019
Man, what’s the move if you’re standing there jumping up and down, pitting your little heart out and the next thing you know, you look up and see Shaq’s big ass jumping in there with you?
I’m mortified. And, I’m a big dude! 6’1″, 280 to be exact.
I was never one to get into the pits to begin with. I’m too big and clumsy without worrying about everyone else. Plus, I’m not trying to brag, but I could do some damage if I got momentum up enough. You throw this big motherfucker in there, too, and I’m running for the hills!
At the same time, man, don’t you HAVE to do it for the story? Look at some of these people freaking out when they realize who the big homie is. And, of course, the dude that had the wherewithal to pull out his phone and capture this on video was R-E-A-D-Y!
What a moment in time.
Man, I don’t know if it’s realistic or not, but I’m adding “mosh pit with Shaq” to the bucket list.
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