Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
how much liquor are you bringing to SCI?
— BostonNooga (@BostonNooga) July 18, 2019
Answer:
I don’t want to disappoint anyone here, but I’m actually not planning on getting too crazy this SCI – Mose and I have lined up quite a bit of work and assuming it all comes together, I should probably do my best to stay at least somewhat functional and sober. I still plan on bringing my bottle of scotch and a sixer or two, but probably won’t have the well-stocked bar we have had in years past.
Question:
What’s the likely hood that a fight breaks out in the crowd at Wombat?
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) July 18, 2019
Answer:
You know, I don’t want to put this energy out into the world, but I’m just saying…..I’m going to dress for comfort on Saturday just in case. I think it’s pretty likely that a shoot fight goes down in Tullahoma. Best keep our heads on a swivel.
Question:
You have to be the host of a game show. Which one are you picking and why! And which member of your crew wins? pic.twitter.com/hVaF12eLe4
— WKRN Brent Remadna (@RemadnaWKRN) July 18, 2019
Answer:
I’m going with The Price Is Right just because of the prestige of such a job. Plus, The Price Is Right has the absolute best microphone in the game. You just look classy holding that thing – it’s a veritable status symbol. As for who wins, I’m saying “Nature Boy” Brandon Vick – he is the most frugal person I’ve ever met in my life. There’s absolutely no doubt that he knows how much everything costs.
Question:
If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you did?
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) July 18, 2019
Answer:
This is such a great question, Patrick. One of my all time favorites.
Honestly, I think the answer would be different based on how well people know me.
On the surface, they’d probably think I did something stupid fully nude, or jumped off of something I shouldn’t have jumped off of. I used to be the naked guy at every party. Not family parties, but like…high school/college parties. So, I’m leaning towards my family thinking more, “he probably drove someone’s car into the river” or something. Those longtime friends who remember the glory days would say, “bet he had his dick out on Broadway.”
But, then there’s a very close circle…those few friends and family members who have actually seen me lose my temper would probably think, “oh yeah, he’s murdered someone with his bare hands…”
What a creepy way to end this week’s mailbag…
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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