Dylan Moses Hitting People in Middle School Was Like a Grown Man Throwing a Baby

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2019 is going to be a big year for Dylan Moses. After the NFL Draft once again ravaged the Alabama Crimson Tide defense, it’s time for Moses to step up and be #TheGuy.

But, there’s plenty of reason to think he can become that guy. In 2018, Moses had 86 total tackles, 3.5 sacks, a forced fumble, and a pass deflected coming from that inside linebacker spot. He was already the team’s top tackler WITH all of that NFL talent still on the roster. So, the arrow HAS to be pointing up on Moses, right?

Well, he’s definitely going to be one of the most talked about Tide players heading into the season regardless. Part of that means analysts are going to be studying his tape more…gotta say, though…I didn’t expect that we’d be going all the way back to middle school when conducting film review

Is this even legal?

Like…are we sure Dylan Moses was in middle school here, too? Or, was this grown ass adult Dylan Moses playing against an entire middle school? Because this looks like a grown man taking a baby out of its stroller and throwing him 10 feet through the air.

It’s like that Hulk Hogan movie – the one where the Hulkster’s riding a motorcycle and in the background you see some man throwing a dog into the river. That’s what this reminded me of.

It just doesn’t seem fair. This is one of those situations where people just let things happen because it wasn’t technically breaking any rule. But, that doesn’t mean it was the right thing to do. Sure, if he’s in middle school, he should absolutely have the right to play. But, at a certain point, the coaches and staff have to think about the safety of the other players, right? Am I the only one who thinks it was probably a liiiiiiiittle irresponsible to let him go out there and destroy children? I think I would’ve seen that hit and said, “okay, there’s an actual likelihood that someone dies trying to block this kid.”

Regardless, Tide fans sure would be happy if they saw more of this pancake action in 2019. What a monster.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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