I Have Found the Nick Gage of Birds

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For those of you who don’t know, Nick Gage is the baddest motherfucker on the planet. Nick Gage is gang affiliated and will not hesitate to put your ass under dirt if you step out of line. Nick Gage is about living his life and not letting anybody get in his way. Well, folks – if you appreciate that sentiment, then keep scrolling because I have officially found the Nick Gage of birds.

This cockatoo is all about that MDK, fuck the police, fuck your authority. The true Nick Gage of birds. It’s time somebody built a wrestling promotion around this bird. I absolutely love it.

This is anti-establishment at its finest. You simply will not mess with this bird’s rights to sit and potentially shit on buildings. This cockatoo and this cockatoo, the Nick Gage of cockatoos is going to see to it that your walls are torn down.

LFG. MDK.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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