Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
@SoBrosNetwork Been a while, but I’m getting my #SobrosMailbag question early! You have to get rid of one pro sport in Nashville and replace it with another sport. What do you do!?
— WKRN Brent Remadna (@RemadnaWKRN) June 12, 2019
Answer:
I may come under fire for this one, but it’s not even a question. I can’t imagine a life without the Tennessee Titans. So, I’m canning the Preds and bringing the NBA to town.
Question:
If you could ask youself a mailbag question of your own, what would it be?
— The Ultimate Worrier (@WorrierMN) June 13, 2019
Answer:
“Why do you do this to yourself, Stoney?”
Question:
What is you dream car? Could be real or from television/movies.
— brett (@thebrettclark) June 13, 2019
Answer:
Easy. The Mystery Machine. I always wanted one of those big comfortable looking vans that has plenty of room for activities and I can also hide out in while stalking people.
Question:
Best hangover cure?
— Ice Cream Mayne (@RighteousJesse) June 13, 2019
Asking for a friend…
The friend is me and Lane.
Answer:
Once you’re hungover, it’s too late my friend. That’s my philosophy. I don’t think you can cure one by anything other than drinking a shit ton of water and just riding it out.
You can, however, prevent a hangover. That’s why the night before is so important. It’s hard to do, but my strategy if I know I’m going to be drinking heavily is to pace myself with a glass of water in between each drink. Like I said, it’s hard to do, but if you do it, it’ll make everything easier.
I’ll end the night with a big meal, a couple of Advil, and a pint of Pedialyte (the secret hangover elixir).
If you execute this plan, it works to perfection. I’ve gone what felt like a gallon deep in gin before and been fit as a fiddle the next morning. But, if you miss just one step, or don’t drink enough water to keep up with the alcohol you’re putting into your body, it’s hangover city.
Question:
There seems to be a lack of coverage of the Nashville Knights on the site so how about a SoBros outing to a game? You know for research purposes. Lol
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) June 13, 2019
Answer:
Funny you bring ’em up, Steven, because I actually wrote about ’em last summer. The response to the article, of course, was “hey we should go out and write an article about ’em!”
So, yeah, maybe we can make this happen. Just to make sure all of Nashville’s sports teams have equal coverage, of course.
Question:
Fellas I would eat my left foot if it was slathered with Popeyes bbq sauce. What is your favorite condiment?
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) June 13, 2019
Answer:
Oh, man – I am a big time condiment guy. Except for ranch. I’ve grown out of ranch. But, I’m with you – I’ll eat anything if it has a good sauce on it.
What immediately came to mind was the garlic aioli from The Pharmacy. Damn, I could bathe my completely nude body in that shit. I also like Red Robin’s Thai chili sauce.
I do enjoy a good mustard, too – there’s a German brewpub in Chattanooga called Brewhaus that has a tremendous range of German-style mustards that complement a pretzel well. I would bathe in all of them as well.
Question:
Where did it all go wrong for Nelly?
— Pineapple Son of a B!tch (@Xenoxands) June 13, 2019
Answer:
That fuckin’ Tim McGraw song.
Question:
Who would be on your all star Bonnaroo lineup? You only get 5 artists.
— Armondo (@mightymondo) June 14, 2019
Answer:
Whew – that’s tough, Bromondo. Five artists, huh? I think I go Jack Johnson (I like to chill at festivals), Foo Fighters, Post Malone, Deftones, and Earth, Wind, & Fire.
Question:
@StoneyKeeley with the kid my days/nights are a blur. Want to make sure I make it to the mailbag. Would you rather vomit every time you cum or poop every time you sneeze?
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) June 13, 2019
Answer:
First of all, congrats on the sex, Stan. Second of all, there’s no way I could vomit that much and live. I’m going to have to go with the sneeze poops.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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