Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Read any good books lately?
— bc (@thebrettclark) May 30, 2019
Answer:
Brett, I am such a damn slow reader that I’m still reading the same book on 1870s Dodge City, Kansas that I started back at Christmas. But, I dig that sort of thing – Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, random appearances from notorious outlaws. Dodge City back then was a wild place.
I have approximately 60 books in my library that are waiting to be read. I’ll probably die before half of those are finished…not to be morbid or anything…
I have managed to squeeze in a few good graphic novels this year so far, too. Tried catching up on this latest run of Moon Knight, and finished volume one of Rick Remender’s Venom. But, surprisingly, this Lockjaw mini-series was one of the most fun comics I’ve read in a long time.
Question:
Would you rather eat 50 live crickets or 10 live worms?
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) May 30, 2019
Answer:
If they weren’t live, I’d go with the crickets – you fry those sonsabitches and they’re a bona fide snack in Thailand. So, I’d be willing to chomp through 50 of ’em. But, since they’re live, I’m gonna try and get the grossness over with as soon as possible. I’ll be slurpin’ down the worms.
Question:
I held on to this one from last week.
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) May 30, 2019
With the live action Aladdin out now, what live action film would you like to see get the animation treatment?
Me: American Pie. There’s a few scenes I would love to see animated.
Answer:
We’re thinking along the same lines here, because my immediate reaction was “Superbad.” But, I think Pineapple Express would be a hilarious cartoon to watch fucked up.
Question:
Would you drink this? https://t.co/m0pWJkXbkp
— The Ultimate Worrier (@WorrierMN) May 30, 2019
Answer:
In short, I would bathe in it, Worrier. Look, people are downright offended by how this lady made her old fashioned, but I see nothing wrong with it. Is it a full pint of bourbon? Pretty much. Would it cost you hundreds of dollars to make one round for you and your closest friends? Probably. But, damn it if that drink isn’t the perfect summer cocktail. This video has inspired me to get behind the bar and start making some instructional videos myself.
Question from Joshua on Facebook:
Who are the biggest threats for a SoBros 24/7 championship?
Answer:
Poppa Bear immediately comes to mind because he’s well-versed in anatomy and knows exactly which buttons to push to make your body turn to jelly at a moment’s notice. Also, Mose – he’s a night owl, so if he can manage to sneak into your house and pin you in your sleep, he’ll be the champion every fucking night.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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