Miranda Lambert is making news today after she apparently dumped her salad in some lady’s lap last night out at Stoney River in Nashville.
Country star Miranda Lambert dumped a bowl of salad onto a woman’s lap during a heated exchange at a Nashville steakhouse, according to a report.
“The House That Built Me” singer was dining with her mom and a family friend at the Stoney River Steakhouse when an older man started a fight with the pal in the restroom, TMZ reported.
The two men apparently began arguing about millennials and their cellphones, according to the gossip site.
Wait. what?
Have you EVER been SO pissed about millennials and their stupid cellphones that you started a fight with someone in the bathroom at a nice restaurant?
Couldn’t be me, fam.
(Editor’s note: Quick shout out to Stoney River – awesome name!)
Eyewitnesses said the two-time Grammy winner had to be held back after the man stopped by their table and began screaming.
I love this visual. Like, arguing over millennials and their cell phones in the bathroom is one thing, but for this guy to let it spill over into the actual restaurant is hilarious.
Not just that, but that he is SCREAMING at their table! What did Miranda’s friend say that cut so deep, homie?
Lambert, 35, stormed over to the man’s wife and dumped the bowl of salad onto her lap, according to TMZ.
By the time cops arrived, Miranda and her party had left the eatery. No police report was filed, the outlet reported.
I gotta say. I am not impressed with Lambert’s fight game.
What did this man’s wife do? Why was that your immediate reaction? Like….shouldn’t you just dump the salad on the man WHO IS SCREAMING AT YOUR TABLE? It seems absurd and a complete inconvenience to run over to another table to dump your salad on his wife’s lap.
That’s another thing – why the lap? So much more aggressive to throw salad in someone’s face. This just confirms that Lambert is essentially the guy throwing drinks at people.
If you’re going to rage, Miranda, you go fucking rage! Stand up and bury your fist in that man’s throat. Don’t throw the salad at him….smash the salad bowl over his head with the salad inside!
Instead, you just threw a salad on a lady and then ran for the hills.
SMDH. #BeBetter next time.
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