Well, if you’re going to make a fashion statement, today is the day. Last year, we saw Tom Brady lookin’ like he wanted to have a word with your manager. This year, we have Los Angeles Rams defensive coordinator Wade Phillips showing up to Super Bowl 53 lookin’ like a damn snack and ready to steal yo damn gurl.
Rep the OG. @sonofbum | #SBLIII pic.twitter.com/P0RkbN59V6
— Los Angeles Rams (@RamsNFL) February 3, 2019
The coat is apparently his dad’s old coat, a nice homage no doubt. But, the raw sex appeal of it all is staggering. I can’t speak for everyone who was able to bear witness to this spectacle, but I can certainly speak for myself and say that there’s not an OUNCE of dry underwear on my body. Good for Wade, drippin’ in finesse with the immaculate swag of a champion.
How can the New England Patriots reasonably expect to match that level of pure sex? They can’t – not even all of the Lombardis can make up for this. The cowboy hat, the coat, the sunglasses, the strut….Wade Phillips is on a god damn mission.
Rams by a thousand.
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