Gotta Say, I’m a Big Fan of the ‘Throwing Wood at Each Other’ Fight

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We’ve all be in a situation that probably escalated way further than it should have. For most of us, though, when things come to a head, it just means we’re throwing a few punches….maybe kicking someone in the face when they’re down. Y’know – typical street fighting maneuvers. Never in my wildest dreams have I considered throwing wood….just long 2×4 planks….at my opponent. Well, folks – that changes today. This seems highly efficient, and really gets the point across.

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Okay, maybe I need to backtrack a bit here. This actually seems counterproductive. Are y’all trying to miss each other? Is this a case where you guys just need to fuck things out? ‘Cause it’s obvious you don’t actually want to hit each other.

This seems like a lot more work than I thought it would be. I mean, if you have that one hitter quitter, maybe you have a short day at the office and can go prop your feet up. But, if you keep missing, picking up new planks, and THEN throwing ’em, you’re exerting a lot of energy when maybe a simple fisting would’ve sufficed. Punching! That’s the word I meant.

Shit, I’d be winded in no time.

Homeboy even gets some backup and they STILL can’t hit shit. Do you even practice throwing lumber at people? Give me a break.

I was a big fan of this idea at first, but after watching this sissy slap fight, I think I’m rethinking it. Let’s just stick to fisting each other. PUNCHING! Damn it – PUNCHING!

My bad.

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