John Mayer is comin’ to the Music City, baby. And, there’s gonna be a whole lotta people comin’ for it, if you know what I mean. August 8th, 2019 – mark your calendars. Do NOT go near the Bridgestone Arena if you don’t want to be swept into a sea of pure sex.
John Mayer is making a stop in Nashville for his 2019 tour.
Mayer’s Summer 2019 Tour launches Friday, July 19 in Albany, New York. He’s performing at Bridgestone Arena on Thursday, August 8.
Tickets go on sale at noon Friday.
For the fourth consecutive year, Mayer is hitting the road with Dead & Company, featuring Grateful Dead members Bob Weir, Bill Kreutzmann and Mickey Hart, along with Oteil Burbridge and Jeff Chimenti. For the second leg of the tour, which includes Nashville, it will just be Mayer with no opener.
Alright, y’all been warned. If you go anywhere near Broadway on that fateful Thursday night in August, you are liable to come home with some sort of bodily fluids on your JNCOs.
Why, you might ask?
Have you ever heard Mayer’s smoky voice? Then, you’ve certainly never listened to “Your Body Is A Wonderland.” If you had, you’d know full and well the full extent of the sexuality of Mayer’s music. It’s not his fault. It’s not our fault. You can’t really say it’s anyone’s fault. His sex appeal is simply a force of nature. It’s like the facts of life. Especially during the dog days of summer – it’s going to be a hot mess.
There’s no stopping the John Mayer orgasmic experience, Nashville….so you might as well just get the mops ready.
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