It was recently reported from WJXT in Jacksonville, Florida that a woman was shot after performing a sex act for $5 and a few Pringles. After performing the act, the man asked for his $5 back and when the woman refused, he shot her.
First off, what are they putting in the Pringles these days that make them taste so good that people are whoring out for a few of them? I love Pringles and have no issue shoving a whole can of the Salt and Vinegar flavor down my stomach, but I certainly wouldn’t perform a sex act for them, especially not even for a full can. What flavor were these Pringles? Hopefully not Original, no one likes Original that much. Maybe they were the tangy Dill Pickle flavor, or maybe the newer Buffalo Ranch. Could the Extra Hot just be that tasty?
Either way, I’m sure they were pretty good.
Why would you shoot someone over $5? I’m pretty sure a bullet costs almost that much these days, not to mention all the jail time you’ll spend over this. Clearly this wasn’t a wise decision. Also, how do you go about asking someone if they will do a sex act for some Pringles and a $5 bill?
I don’t know what they are putting in the Pringles or what Florida puts in their water, but people are giving out BJs for chips out there and that’s just insanity.
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