I have to say…I have never been a fan of the wildly reckless. No – instead, I’m much more of a calm, cool, and calculated guy. Especially when it comes to my art – that’s why I’m a better writer than I am a live on-air personality. You can’t put me on the spot and expect me to deliver. Just not in my veins. But, I always respect the people who are clutch and in-the-moment when it comes to live entertainment. Take this kid, for instance – all signs point to getting loose on the tilt-a-whirl being a disaster. But, this kid is able to turn it into the electric factory.
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Just flat out defiance in the face of certain injury. Doesn’t even appear as though he has butterflies in his stomach. He is just out there flaunting his game for everyone with eyes to see. How fabulous are those leaps? How SICK are those moves? Spoiler alert: they’re fuckin’ sick. Hands in the air and wave ’em like you just don’t care to the fullest of effects, folks.
I cannot stress this enough – someone needs to give this kid a television show.
Side note: whoever is operating this ride is surely fired, right? I mean, how long can a kid go running freely on a ride that is, indeed, in motion before it has to be shut down? Isn’t that your only job as a carnival ride operator? You turn it on, you turn it off, and you make sure bodies aren’t flying off of it. That simple. Maybe the kids took this one over – kids can be nasty little shits. But, I don’t know.
No one seems to worried about him. Maybe that’s just typical behavior from this kid – he’s the electric factory, everyone knows he’s the electric factory. So, they just let him do his thing.
If that’s the case, then bravo sir!
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