Did you guys hear? Coyotes can get into convention centers now! Isn’t that just the zaniest thing?
On the latest edition of “that’s so Nashville,” people have been making a big deal about the coyote that ran into the Music City Center. No one knows how it got there or what its motives were, but it ended up perched atop a bathroom counter in Nashville’s UFO-looking convention center. Personally, I don’t think we’re asking the right questions.
Instead of asking what it was trying to get to in the convention center, we should be asking what it was running from. I don’t want to overreact, but this does bear some sort of semblance to how Bird Box started. I think if we start seeing more shit like this in the coming days, then we ought to start getting REAL concerned.
YIKES! Police found a COYOTE inside a bathroom at Music City Center in downtown #Nashville overnight. https://t.co/wU3UkS6l7V pic.twitter.com/7FtK9M4mxm
— Kara Apel (@KaraApel) January 14, 2019
I don’t think this fella deserves anything other than a polite tip of the cap, though. Well done, sir. You are a master of evasion. Ran right past security, and hid in the bathroom. They should have just left him there – I mean….he earned that right, and it was our fault as humans that he made it in unscathed. I don’t know what he would’ve done for food and sustenance, but if he can figure out how to hide in a bathroom, then I have faith.
Now, if you’re the one that discovers this coyote, well then I don’t know what you do. Offer to shake hands? Give him a firm pat on the back for doing such phenomenal work for a coyote? Probably what I’d do, anyway. At the very least, I would whoop, whistle, and clap loudly to show him my appreciation. I don’t know coyotes that well, but I imagine he would just shyly smile back at me.
And, for the record, yes – this coyote was safely released back into the wild.
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