I’m a big advocate of self-awareness. In fact, we’re launching a new podcast week, and I’m going to sit down with Rubber Rooster to talk self-awareness. Why is it important? Well, it can be a useful way to keep tabs on your health. For instance, if you realize that you probably can’t jump like you used to, then maybe it’ll save you from enduring pain thanks to some train tracks. But, just as a general rule, I’m all for you doing you – but let’s be smart and remember that none of us can actually jump as high as we think we can.
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STUTTER STEP GOT HER! Tsk tsk tsk. For shame.
#1 rule of commitment is that you can’t hesitate. I just made that up, but it seems applicable in this scenario so we’re just going to roll with it and pretend nothing happened.
Anyway, that’s crazy! Just for a brief second, she pauses, as if her footing isn’t right. That’s all it took to do her in. In my journalistic opinion, you just have to approach something like this as if you KNOW you’re going to get fucked up. Accepting that it can only end in pain is the quickest way to keep that hesitation at bay. Then, you take away the wall’s ability to hurt you.
It’s psychology. Trust me – I have a psychology degree. I got it from the Harvard of the South, MTSU, no less.
But, instead of being smart about jumping over some train tracks in a subway station, she shits the bed and ends up with no less than 18 broken ribs because of it. I’m not really sure I understand the science behind it but I’m pretty she has a concussion and can no longer have children because of it. Wow – that’s rude of me. I shouldn’t have assumed she could have children in the first place.
Nonetheless, let this serve as a reminder that if you mess with the bull you’re going to get the horns. Or, the concrete.
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