I’m a big fan of a good scooter trick, but I’m also a fan of being incredibly self-aware. I am 6’2″ and 270 pounds – I know better than to try and hop on a scooter and attempt to do some sick grinds, which is what I believe the kids call tricks. Just because I enjoy something doesn’t mean I have to try it. For instance, I enjoy a good burrito. But, that doesn’t mean that I want to try to make my own burritos. Nor does it mean I’d even be good at making burritos.
Today, we’re going to look at a completely grown ass adult gentleman who needs to practice better self-awareness and go nowhere near a scooter.
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Us businessmen can do a lot of things. But, scooter tricks are definitely not on the list. I don’t know what got into Gary here – maybe this was his midlife crisis. Maybe he had always wanted to try a sick scooter trick, and had just never found the time when he was younger.
Regardless, he slid across that rail like it was covered in butter and that hard steel rail about split him in half right up the middle. Shame he wore khakis for this trick, because that blood is going to show right through.
Also, worth noting that this is what everyone in Nashville who rents one of those stupid Bird scooters looks like and is subsequently what I hope happens to every single one of you.
I’m sorry this post turned so hateful.
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