Folks, I’m going to bring one of life’s universal truths to light today. It’s awfully damn hard to get inside the mind of a baby. They are just absolute and total wild cards. You never know what they’re going to do, and after they do it, you just sit there wondering. It’s kind of magical, and I think that’s mostly the reason people have babies to begin with. Just for the sheer entertainment value.
Well, today we’re going to see a clip of a baby who has immaculate swag.
When u see no wet floor sign and gotta get these bills paid pic.twitter.com/k3IEPboBtB
— Snap: Abdinoor (@abdinoorx4) November 15, 2018
I don’t know if y’all know what I’m talking about or not, but that look when you know you’re finna go all out…..that sort of game face…that’s what this baby has. He looks right at the camera as if to say, “hey, y’all filming this? You got your cameras ready?” SHOW TIME, BABY! Literally, this baby is ‘show time.’
Why? I haven’t the slightest of ideas. Like I said, we’re going to come full circle here, but it’s just hard to say. Was the baby trying to get on the couch? Or, was he trying to sit down and figured this was the easiest, quickest, and most convenient way to do it? Maybe. It is also entirely possible that this electric baby just simply knew he was about to create an iconic moment in family history. It’s an instinct all the great entertainers have.
Or, maybe this is a training clip from some pro wrestling school somewhere. A school that has no morals and is willing to train babies. If that’s the case, then the entire narrative of this post changes. Then, we have to shame some shady hack for training babies to take back bumps. Bumps where the baby doesn’t even land flat on his back to begin with.
Shame on you, sketchy ass wrestling school that’s training babies.
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