The War Between Raccoons and Possums Has Taken an Alarming Turn As Hogs Get Involved

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The only thing that is currently keeping the entire animal kingdom from turning on the humans is the various Civil Wars the animals have going between them. Cats vs. dogs, dolphins vs. sharks, raccoons vs. possums, etc. etc. Well, today, we’re going to be taking particular aim at that particular battle between the raccoon brethren and the possums. It seems that raccoons have enlisted the help of the wild hogs in an effort to finally crush the possum population.

This evidence shows a concerted combined effort between two species to rid the world of possums. Sure, the applications of this alliance are dire if you’re a possum. I mean, what possum realistically stands a chance against a razorback being steered by a menacing raccoon? That fight would be over before the raccoon even broke a sweat. Possums should consider themselves fortunate that this information has leaked through these obviously top secret photographs. But, what they do with the information remains to be seen – I can imagine a panic is creeping in over at possum camp.

What are the broader implications, though? Are the raccoons going to start using the hogs to rummage through our trash? Good luck scarin’ that shit away with a broom. You’d be more likely to catch a snaggletooth in your butthole.

But, it just goes to show you how dangerous animals could be if they just teamed up with each other to take the world back from the human race. If they ever got on the same page, it could spell doom for homo sapiens.

We will anxiously await response from possums…if possums are even able to respond. But, they could all be dead by now….every last one of them.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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