The SoBros Mailbag: 34th Edition – Gang Names

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Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.

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Armondo! Always bringing the gold!

It’s hard to give myself a gang name, but if I did, I’d go with ‘Swang’ – ’cause that’s what it do. You know.

Anyway, I think we’d have something like ‘Chuckles’ for “Nature Boy” Brandon Vick. Something completely unassuming. Like, you’d think it’s because he’s a clown. He’s got jokes – but really, he’s the most dangerous one. Poppa Bear is the real muscle of the group, so I’d call him Pump Swole. It just makes sense.

Cadbury would be ‘Muskrat’ – I don’t really know why. He’s tough as a muskrat. I like “The Blockhammer” for Mose – like, we’ll just pull him out as a secret weapon when shit goes sideway. “Y’all done fucked up now – we’re callin’ The Blockhammer.” Herbie Brooks would be JackDupp. And, Rubber Rooster would be Scratchy. That’s a fuckin’ gang if I ever heard of one. LFG!

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It’s something we definitely want to do, Dom. You’d probably be surprised at how much planning and work goes into getting one of those done. The logistics are a nightmare given everyone’s independent schedules, but then there’s the matter of filming, writing, and editing.

Plus, all of the work you see done on SoBros Network is done between 5PM and midnight since we all have regular day jobs. So, whenever we go out to do one of these reviews, we’re essentially losing a night of productivity. It’s hard for me to turn loose of those, and that’s why we haven’t done as many. Plus, it’s always been one of those things we just casually say we’re going to do without ever really making a commitment to doing it. That’s going to change in 2019 – we’ll be meeting in the coming weeks to discuss our content plans for 2019. All we have to do is decide how many we want to commit to.

One day, when a few of us (at least) are doing this full time and making a decent living at it, we’ll have more time and hopefully better production value to execute one of these a week or at least bi-weekly. That’s my ultimate vision for this vertical of our content platform.

Keep the questions coming using #SoBrosMailbag – catch y’all next week!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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