What’s More Insulting: Having a Drink Thrown in Your Face or a Barstool?

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So, this clip made its internet rounds last week. No context or anything whatsoever, but we have a guy being held back by his buddies yelling. Someone else then barely makes it into frame, throws a couple drinks on homeboy, then proceeds to chuck a barstool at the guy’s face. Sounds nuts, right? See for yourself.

They just desecrated this dude. I mean, that has to be one of the most blatant acts of disrespect that I’ve ever seen. No fight….dude was being held back by his friends, completely defenseless…and you just shit on him by throwing drinks on him and then caving his face in with a chair. That is some heartless bullshit.

It’s a bitch move. Don’t get me wrong. Maybe if he’s fully capable of defending himself, and you want to really hammer home the point that he is gutter trash, THEN you can throw a drink on him. But, people were trying to drag him down and he couldn’t even use his arms. Which, if I’m that guy, I’m looking at my friends, like, “WTF were you guys doing?”

But, seeing this video – it does beg the question: which is more insulting? The drink or the barstool?

I go with the drink. That shit hurts. You throw a drink on me, you are telling me I am less than a man. Completely degrading. Personally, I say hit me with all the chairs in the damn bar. There’s nothing that tells me I’m a piece of useless trash like having a drink thrown on me by a grown ass man.

You hit me with a chair, I’m swinging. There’s going to be a fight, but if you throw a drink on me and make me feel like a wet stray dog, then I’m going to slow down for a minute and wonder if I even deserve to be alive. That’s how blatantly disrespectful of a move it is – it’s basically sending someone to sleep in pig shit like they did in medieval times.

“You fucking piss poor excuse for a human – go sleep in doo doo with the hens where you belong!”

Like, someone throws a drink on me, I’m checking for fleas later that night. That’s how paranoid I am. But, like I said, there is no better way to remind someone that they are gutter trash. So, the context we’re missing here is that ol’ boy could have very well been gutter trash. We don’t know, but it’s an important conversation to have.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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