Hats Off to This Tyke for Rubbing Prince Harry’s Beard Because His Favorite Person Is Santa Claus

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Prince Harry was out and about down in Australia, doing what royal princes do. That’s when one little tyke went out and shot his shot because that’s what shooters do.

Courtesy of the BBC:

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are touring Australia and New Zealand after announcing they’re expecting a baby.

Five-year-old Luke Vincent was apparently mesmerised by the duke’s facial hair because his “favourite person in the world is Santa Claus”.

Luke’s teacher said he “didn’t give [Harry] any choice” in the matter.

The royal couple were touring Dubbo, in New South Wales, where they met volunteers from the Royal Flying Doctor Service and unveiled a new plane to mark 90 years of the organisation.

School principal Anne Van Darrel said: “He got a hug from Meghan and then Harry bent down to speak to him and Luke didn’t give him any choice.

“Luke’s favourite person in the world is Santa Claus, who has a beard. So he rubbed Harry’s beard.”

I love the simple logic of all of this – well Luke loves Santa Claus. Santa Claus has a beard…so why not rub Harry’s beard? DUH!

Most of us never get to live our dreams. We just sort of aimlessly toil through life, daydreaming about starting a media company and writing bullshit posts for a living. But, none of us actually get to live life like a rock star. Well, that’s because most of us aren’t this kid.

So, I absolutely applaud the move. In fact, this kid has inspired me to rub Prince Harry’s beard should I ever meet him. It was adorable when Luke did it. Luke broke down that barrier…so how could it not be cute when I do it?

It’s about gumption, folks. It’s about creating your own destiny.

On a completely different note, who isn’t mesmerized by Prince Harry’s beard? I mean that thing is a bastion of manliness. That is grooming to perfection. My beard looks like a brillo pad. If you put my beard next to Prince Harry’s, mine would look like a sick cat. That’s how strong the royal beard game is. That kid could’ve said, “I just liked his beard,” and I would’ve thought it reason enough to just reach out and caress it.

So, props to Harry and props to this kid. Plenty to celebrate today.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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