The SoBros Mailbag: 31st Edition – Jack Nicholson or Meg Ryan…You Know

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Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.

Question:

Answer:

I know your everyday average Joe is going to go Nicholson here. Like, 90% of Americans would pick Nicholson – there’s absolutely no doubt about that. But, I’m going to be the contrarian here and go Ryan. I’ll say it – she still has her fastball. How can you not get an immediate boner thinking about her roles in Casino, Total Recall, Alpha Dog, and 2004’s critically acclaimed Catwoman? Plus, that scene from Basic Instinct….you know the one…should get you plenty wound up. I’m going Meg Ryan all day every day.

It’s an important factor to consider. If we’re talking young Jack dick, there’s a lot more folks willing to take it, I’d expect. This may call for a deeper conversation on a future episode of the SoBros Podcast.

Alternate joke: Does Tom Hanks come with the Meg Ryan package? If so, count me in.

Question:

Answer:

That is tough, but I’d definitely be afraid of Michael Myers murdering me so that might make the make out sesh a little less enjoyable. I’d imagine I’d be pretty anxious tangling tongues with Michael Myers. On the other hand, I think the way the Cat in the Hat’s whiskers would tickle my lips would send shivers down my spine. That’s what love and orgasms are all about so I’m going Mike Myers all the way here.

Question, from Reno on Instagram:

Are you for the boys?

Answer:

I’m always for the boys. The boys are there. I’m for ’em. “Forever and ever amen” as Randy Travis would say. Titan up, LFG.

Question:

Answer:

Whew – that’s a tough one that may be better suited for Herbie Brooks. I didn’t really start watching hockey until the 2010 season when the Preds were bounced in the first round of the playoffs. So, with that in mind, I’ll present you with this:

5. Sweeping the Blackhawks (2017)
4. That first postseason series win (against Anaheim in 2011
3. Pekka getting the Vezina
2. Eliminating the Red Wings from the playoffs (2011-12)
1. The wild scene for the Stanley Cup Final

Those are my personal favorites.

Question:

Answer:

First off, I’m a big time honey bun guy. I like the strawberry shortcake rolls too, but I can clear out an entire box of honey buns by myself in one sitting – I just like a little bit of sweetness…not a big chocolate guy. I’ve also been told I have elderly people tastes – I love rum raisin ice cream, Werther’s Originals, and the peanut butter candies come Halloween. So, don’t let my tastes speak for the entire brand. As for the rest of the SoBros:

“I’m a big fan of the Swiss Cake Rolls.” – Herbie Brooks

“Oatmeal cream pies. If it’s good enough for Nick Saban, it’s good enough for me.” -Poppa Bear

“Also Swiss cake rolls, but only when paired with a cool, crisp Dr. Pepper” – Cadbury

Oatmeal cream pies, because I love oatmeal cookies and they’re lighter on the calories.” -Rooster

As for the second question, it was a unanimous “yes,” but Cadbury was the only one to offer up a suggestion: “a nature show.”

Cadbury also added, “And also yes, we can start producing “Bromando” shirts immediately.”

Keep the questions coming using #SoBrosMailbag – catch y’all next week!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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