If you live in Nashville, then you probably already know that Nashville Lifestyles recently released their list of the most beautiful people in Nashville. Not that I think the people listed aren’t beautiful, but I think they definitely missed some people. I don’t want to say our feelings are hurt, but some of those people are in this building with me. So, I took the opportunity to compile my own list of the most beautiful people in Nashville, and decided to share it with the entire world.
The criteria was simple: who in Nashville has moxie? Who in Nashville looks like pure sex? That’s it – pretty simple. Check those two boxes and you end up on this list.
Spoiler alert: it’s a five way tie for first place.
Honorable Mention: Mike Vrabel for being a hoss, having off-the-charts BDE, and possessing an ass like a Kardashian.
T-1. Mose
I posted this photo of Mose sporting our very own Motor Boatin’ tank top back during the summer, and it nearly broke the internet.
The world was not ready for a heat check like that. Many people DMed us asking where we got our Instagram model. Nobody smolders like The General smolders.
T-1. Poppa Bear
I’m willing to say it – there isn’t a greater gentleman in all of Nashville than our very own SoBros Ambassador, Poppa Bear.
That is a heart-warming smile. You just look at that picture and feel safe. But, make no mistake. Poppa Bear knows how to turn on the sex appeal when he needs to.
Poppa Bear is the quintessential “lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.”
T-1. Cadbury, Smokey, and Herbie Brooks
We can’t show you any of their faces on the internet because they must protect their identities, but trust me – this is a group of three beautiful faceless men.
T-1. “Nature Boy” Brandon Vick
The Nature Boy is practically the definition of style. People know him for his outlandish humor and charming wit, but everything about Brandon just screams “debonair.”
Plus, look how much he lights up a room when he’s happy:
And, my goodness! How about these hips?
T-1. “Big Natural” Stoney Keeley
I don’t want to toot my own horn here, folks – but remember my primary job as a journalist is to present the facts. And, that’s what I’m going to do here. Instead of talking about myself, I will let my body of work do the talking for me.
Thank you for tuning in to this important piece of journalism today. These are your 2018 most beautiful people in Nashville. Sorry you all have boners now.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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