Major Style Points for This Big ‘en on a Big Time Water Slide

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I am an amateur water slide judge. Not sure if you guys knew that about me or not, but it is a favorite pastime of mine. Whereas this whole SoBros Network thing is just a passionless job, judging people’s runs down water slides is nothing but passion. In fact, I’m so passionate about it that people can’t mention the term “water slide” around me without me going into a tirade about how much I love judging people’s slides. Furthermore, it’s precisely because of this that people just don’t talk to me in general anymore.

Anyway, every time a good wet slide video comes out – I just can’t help myself. It’s like an itch. And, boy do I have to scratch it!

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Cool, calm, collected – that’s exactly what you want to see in a precision athlete. The attendant is spitting directions at him, his friends are clamoring about making a whole bunch of noise. That would’ve made it hard to concentrate, if you’re the average Joe, but thankfully, this guy is not the average Joe.

From the looks of this clip, he really knew when to swing his momentum for maximum effect – didn’t even have to get a high-velocity start either. That’s the benefit of being such a girthy guy.

I just love seeing big ‘ens fly. Go on and put on a show, big fella.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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