I think this is the most we’ve ever written about Buffalo…like…ever. But, a mishap from Bills Mafia and a top rope elbow drop from Jordan Matthews have us raving about the Bills this week. I wrote about Vontae Davis retiring at halftime last week. Joshua Huffman wrote an awesome article detailing the fall of the Bills. And, then, there’s the simple fact that the team just stinks.
But, let’s examine the latest two marks against the city of Buffalo. Ladies and gentlemen, I present exhibit A:
Mid-afternoon fun with the Mafia to get you to the work finish line pic.twitter.com/iR9yg8iaTM
— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) September 18, 2018
Does Zubaz sponsor Bills Mafia? Did I miss the endorsement?
Anyway, these are probably the worst dance moves I have ever seen. I understand that they’re standing on a wobbly table, but if that’s the case, maybe you just don’t dance at all.
Credit to this table, though. I can’t imagine the constant paranoia that tables in Buffalo live with. You never know when Bills Mafia is going to break your ass in half. But, not this table, and not on this day! Instead of breaking, it just gives way and sends these two face first to the ground.
Well, not exactly – that man goes face first into that woman’s ass. Would not be surprised if that woman has a tooth mark on her butt cheek.
Okay, now on to exhibit B:
Jordan Matthews said he’s a father now because of his year in Buffalo. “There wasn’t anything to do there but each other.”
— Les Bowen (@LesBowen) September 19, 2018
Way to kick a city while its down, Jordan. As if things weren’t bad enough for the football team, you had to just go in on the city, too. But, I actually think this could help tourism in Buffalo. Imagine how many people are going to go there now that they know there’s nothing to do in town but hump?
Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Could this be the beginning of a turnaround in Buffalo? Stay tuned.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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