This Way Out of Line Alpha Gorilla Is Abusing His Power

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The alpha male has a certain responsibility. Sure, he’s the leader of his pack, but he also has to be kind and gentle and take care of his people. Okay, I’m pretty sure that’s scientifically inaccurate. Full disclosure – I’m just listing things that I look for in an alpha gorilla. It’s a personal list I keep, and I have to say that this guy has disappointed me.

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“Come at me bro” – this Gorilla @barstooloutdoors

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My GOD what a hardo. Chill your damn tits, man. No one wants you flexing in their face all the time.

Everybody knows one of these guys, right? He just loves to talk shit and is constantly bragging about everything he’s done. It’s the exact opposite of BDE, which we’re all big fans of. That’s this gorilla. No need to remind everyone that he’s the alpha male.

Unless, of course, we’ve got it all wrong. Maybe he just loves smacking his titties. I have to admit, I was pretty entranced by the sound his palms were making as they cascaded down on his breasts. I’d probably pound my tits all day if I was built like this guy. Also, I love the way he runs up, pounding his chest at the little gorillas, and then immediately turns and runs. Maybe I’ve got this gorilla wrong – maybe he just loves fun.

Regardless, I will say that I bet the lady gorillas love this guy’s huge donk. Papi got ass, as the kids are saying these days.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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