The Tennessee Titans dropped this gem on Facebook yesterday evening. Apparently, Ed Sheeran was in Nashville and attended the Titans-Texans game, a game that the Titans won in thrilling fashion to the tune of 20-17.
Okay, now we know what did it.
I went on Periscope and Facebook Live, and I attributed the win to an excellent game plan from Mike Vrabel, but it’s clear that the presence of Sheeran was the good luck charm. I thought it was because the Titans rattled Deshaun Watson early and often, jumped out to a 14-0 lead because of creative play-calling and risk-taking. But, it was the luck of the damn Irish that did it!
So, he can never go home, right?! We have to make this happen, don’t we?! Do you even care about your team if you allow its good luck charm to disappear? I think not.
So, what’s it going to take? Five million dollars? Free hot chicken for life? I’m willing to pitch in the pinky finger from my right hand if he’s into that sort of thing. I mean, I don’t know the guy – but, there’s a reason people harvest human limbs. They’re valuable….and Sheeran strikes me as the type to enjoy the finer things in life. That much I think is reasonable to assume.
I really want this win against the Jacksonville Jaguars next week, so y’all are going to have to pony up to keep Sheeran around. Titan up.
PS. Yes, I know Ed Sheeran is actually English. I can already see people tweeting me and correcting me. It’s called fucking comedy, people.
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