I don’t know what goes into training dogs to do human stuff. Much less, training them to do stuff like sniff out bombs and bite thieves and such. What I’m getting at is that I’m a terrible source of knowledge for what it takes to get a dog to behave like a human. So, take my opinion with a grain of salt, but I will say that I have no idea what the applicable use is for teaching a dog to murder a jack in the box.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram decides to take this video down.
Yeah, like I said, don’t know what they’re training this dog for, but it’s very clear he’s a natural born killer. Maybe they thought, “well, we can’t show this dog devouring a live squirrel, so maybe we’ll just put a playful jack in the box up there, and that’ll sell his killer instinct enough.”
That, or maybe this dog just has a vendetta against jack in the boxes….or is it jacks in the box? I’m confused.
Point is, maybe this dog has taken the burden upon his own shoulders to avenge the hundreds of millions of people who have been traumatized by these awful toys. I mean, who enjoys a good jack in the box? They’re terrifying.
So, I guess what I’ve learned here today….and let’s not forget that’s the major mission of this blog, to make sure you learn something out of everything we post (lol)….is that I stand with this dog in his attempt to rid the world of jacks in boxes.
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