Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Who would win in a fight between @JoshBreslowWKRN and @JaredP_WKRN?
— Armondo Moralez (@ArmondoWKRN) August 16, 2018
Answer:
Armondo, the easy answer here is ‘neither.’ The people would be the real winners if Josh Breslow were to square up against Jared Plushnick. I criticized both of these guys about a year ago for their efforts in crushing a can on their foreheads. So, neither guy strikes me as the “junkyard dog” type – unless, of course, they’re just playing it nice for the cameras.
I mean, to be fair, I don’t know. They could walk off the set at WKRN and head straight out onto the streets to sell cocaine. They might have a knife on them at all times, ready to shank someone who looks at ’em funny, and be the hardest ass member of a street gang.
But, based on that clip alone, I’m not going to assume that.
The Plush is built a little stockier than Breslow, so if he gets his feet set and steps into a haymaker, it may be ball game. But, Breslow has the slimmer build, and longer arms, so he may have a reach advantage. He should be able to strike The Plush before he’s able to get within range.
It would definitely be a clash in styles, and that’s what makes it so hard to predict. Ultimately, I think #Breslowmania takes the L, distracted by The Plush’s fancy suit game long enough for him to fall victim to a big one-hitter quitter..
For the record, neither man would stand a chance against Nikki Burdine.
Question:
Why did John Robinson draft Kevin Dodd 2.0 in Rahsaan Evans and Corey Davis who is a bust?
— Herbie Brooks (@SoBroHerbie_B) August 16, 2018
Answer:
Herbie is, of course, referencing Titans Facebook/Twitter hilariously suggesting that Rashaan Evans is Kevin Dodd 2.0, and that Corey Davis is a bust because he didn’t total over 1,000 receiving yards and 25 touchdowns in his rookie year. Seriously, a good chunk of our week is spent laughing at the stupid stuff that obscure corner of Titans fans post. I highly recommend joining the Facebook groups, or at least following Big Rick Merritt, who tends to keep pretty good track of the insane stuff that these people post.
Question:
If the SoBros could make up a holiday what would it be called and how would we celebrate?
— The Bye Bye Mayne (@RighteousJesse) August 16, 2018
Answer:
It would be “Africa Day” and we’d spend it taking turns doing karaoke versions of Toto’s “Africa” all day, and at the end of the day, Toto would show up to deliver gifts. We would eat, drink, and be merry. If anyone suggested performing “Hold the Line,” even just once, they would be forced to spend the next year in a cave until “Africa Day” rolled around again. At the stroke of midnight, someone would have to be sacrificed to Toto, and that might be kind of a bummer, but it’s the only way we’d be able to guarantee that Toto would come around again, bearing gifts, to keep “Africa Day” alive.
Keep the questions coming using #SoBrosMailbag – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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