We’ve all been wrapped up in some dumb shit at some point or another in our lives. Whether you’ve had too much to drink, you’re doing something stupid for a man/woman, or what – we all probably have one of those memories that we reflect upon and think, “man, I wish someone woulda got me.” Well, luckily for this domestic house cat, that someone came in the form of a golden retriever.
“Keith, Keith, leave it, he ain’t worth it, bro” pic.twitter.com/FZOwvld1o1
— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) August 10, 2018
“GET YOUR BOY, BRO! COME GET YOUR BOY!”
I can’t even begin to think of all the times I’ve said, “it’s not worth it” in my head. You just have that moment when you really want to, but you know it’s a bad idea. I don’t think that this cat gave a flying fuck that it wasn’t a good idea. That cat was creepin’ up on the other one.
If the golden retriever hadn’t stepped up, who knows what would’ve happened? We would’ve witnessed a literal cat fight.
And, what kind of bro lets that happen?
Not the good kind – and this golden retriever is the good king. What a good boy.
Real talk – I have been that golden retriever in this video on a couple of occasions, with “Nature Boy” Brandon Vick serving as the cat. I wasn’t going to mention that, but when I got to thinking about it, I realized that Brandon resembles a cat in a number of ways, but especially the way he throws darts.
Still, I’m happy to see this story have a happy ending, and I wish that motherfucker in the bushes would quit stirring up shit. If it wasn’t for him, there’d be no issue here.
You know who I’m talking about – the cat that’s hiding in the bushes, already has the higher ground, just running his snout. That cat will be out there in every bar in Nashville this weekend, so get ready bros. Keep an eye out for this cat and be ready to pull your buddies out of some shit if needed.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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