A little history lesson on “Big Natural” Stoney Keeley here, folks. I was a cashier at Tuesday Morning from 2008-2009. Like, that was my first job out of college. Get your degree and do grunt retail work…..sounds about right for folks my age, but I’m not here to take jabs at the issues with our country’s educational system and society’s flawed perspective on it. I loved that job – I had a blast at that job. I was a pretty dedicated guy, and I like to think the customers at the Mount Juliet Tuesday Morning appreciated me for it. But, as great as that relationship was, I was never this dedicated to our customers.
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A+ grit and determination, 10,000,000% of what the SoBros Network is made of. This could join our team eight days a week, brother. Like, “nah, homie – you ain’t gonna wait another SPLIT SECOND for those cheetos.”
Also, can we please talk about this guy’s potential for being a mutant? Did he graduate Charles Xavier’s school? Because I’ve never seen such natural leaping ability before in my life. Much less from a cashier!
Just makes me a little suspicious that this kid is one of the X-Men, that’s all. Like, he comes into frame in the air. The trajectory of that jump? I don’t know, man, I think it’s possible he could’ve begun his ascent from like 30 yards away. But, I’m no expert in physics – that’s just a theory.
Regardless, I’m a big fan of this man’s dedication to service. The world needs more 30-yard leaping cashiers.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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