Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Would you ever race Richard Petty outside of a Target in one of their carts ?
— Brandon Vick (@SirBrandonV) August 9, 2018
Answer:
I definitely have some follow-up questions here. Are we both in carts? I like my chances if we’re in carts. Is he in his car and I’m in a cart? I don’t really like my chances there. I actually do like my chances of getting run over if that’s the case, though. It all just really depends on how this thing is set up. Shit, who am I kidding? We both know I’d do it.
Question:
Favorite hot sauces?
— Uncle Jesse (@RighteousJesse) August 9, 2018
Answer:
Really, just about anything but Tabasco. Not a fan of Tabasco at all. I think Sriracha, Texas Pete, and Frank’s are all a little overrated, but I still enjoy Sriracha in a good gumbo. If we’re talking buffalo sauce, I’m a Moore’s guy. Pro tip: Louisiana Hot Sauce goes excellently with biscuits and gravy in a slow Sunday morning breakfast. Shout out to Louisiana Hot Sauce strictly for that dish. But, I usually go for Tapatio or Cholula. Cholula is by far my favorite – their standard issue hot sauce is delicious, but they also have an A+ chipotle sauce, and a green sauce that is to die for. Big hot sauce guy. Pepper Palace is a must-stop on any vacation for me.
Question:
What is your favorite sports movie and why is it MAJOR LEAGUE?
— Super Ryan Machine (@TheRyanLeyhue) August 9, 2018
Answer:
Ryan, you’re going to give us some shit for this, but the SoBros actually together and voted The Sandlot as the best baseball movie ever not too long ago. Though, Major League did come in 2nd. As far as sports in general go, I always default to Miracle. Such a good movie, and Kurt Russell’s hair, MY GOD, was perfect.
Question:
What fabric is the mailbag made of?
— The Ultimate Worrier (@WorrierMN) August 9, 2018
Answer:
No one truly knows, so we’re going to pull the curtain back a bit. This should technically be premium content for our Patreon, but I’m willing to give it away. The SoBros Mailbag, like the SoBros Network as a whole, is made from a rare fabric that is sewn together with strands of grit and determination. Once together, it is then stained with whiskey and LOTS of semen. That’s sort of our company in a nutshell.
Keep the questions coming using #SoBrosMailbag – catch y’all next week!
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