The Friday Feel Good: Thong Ass Selfie Edition

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Every Friday, we here at the SoBros Network like to give you a proper sendoff into your weekend. Something to make you laugh, something to make you happy, something to give you a raging boner, whatever you want to call it. But, anyway, we figured why not give this special column a name? So, here we are, folks – it’s the Friday Feel Good. This week, we’re taking a look at some old guy who isn’t letting Father Time tell him how to live his life and is taking an ass selfie.

Another long hard work week in the books, so it’s time to get back to the Friday Feel Good. We’re in Chattanooga now for the 4th annual Scenic City Invitational, which is sure to be a roaring good time before we head back to Nashville for SUP’s Not Problematic on Sunday.

But, boy oh boy, do I have a treat for those of you still working today. We’re going to get you to your weekend in a REAL good mood after you see this iconic clip.

As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.

WTH Going On Here?? Via @thedjnastynipple #wml

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This guy has two tickets to paradise, and they’re both his butt cheeks!

Nice little bit of Eddie Money humor for you guys there. But, seriously, in all my years of covering nonsensical internet viral content, this is one of the most amazing videos I’ve ever seen. People will never cease to amaze you – that’s for sure, and thank God for the advent of the smart phone so we can catch it all on film.

Gentlemen, you want to know how to step your game up, take a lesson from Casanova here. It’s not enough to strut your stuff in a thong, but you gotta get that phone up in that ass. Broadcast the goods to everyone you know with a selfie of NOTHING but your bare thonged ass.

That’s what people want these days. We live in a society that values instant gratification over everything. No one has time for romance anymore – they just want to see your butthole.

And, if I’ve learned anything in my five years of running a true institution of journalism, it’s that you give the people what they want. So, get there and give ’em what they want this weekend….old ass.

Happy Friday, guys – whatever you do, stay safe out there. Celebrate life. Wave at the haters. All that stuff.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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