Welcome back to the Unicorn Watch here on SoBros Network. This is a little feature we run every now and then when we see a man or a woman who seems special. It serves as a reminder to those of you out there who are still hunting your unicorn that these wonderful people exist in the world. Today, we’re taking a look at someone’s clearly out-of-control father who is exhibiting raw sexual charisma, presumably without a license to do so.
There’s absolutely no way I’d be able to survive online dating in 2018 – just no way. I’ve already made peace with the fact that if my girlfriend were to ever tire of my antics, that I’d simply die alone. But, that’s my reality. That’s the bed I’ve made, and that’s the bed I have to lay in. Still, in all the gamesmanship that goes on today, it’s refreshing to see that least one man is putting himself out there in such a straightforward way that you’d be a fool not to know what you’re getting into.
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Good luck keeping up with that, ladies and gentlemen.
At least with this man, you know what you’re gonna get, if you know what I mean. Does that man look ready to settle down and start family? Hell no! That man looks like the physical embodiment of “I’m not going to walk right for a week” or “my hips are going to be sore in the morning.”
You just don’t move like that and NOT have the sexual prowess of a wild animal. Those are physics, folks, and when science is at work, you can only sit back and spectate. You put your body in this man’s way at your own risk.
But, in a weird way, it’s nice to see. There’s something to say for transparency and honesty. You know if you don’t want your ribs split in half, just don’t approach this man. Leave him be. Simple as that. You don’t have to worry about the mind games here because you know where this man’s head is.
And, that’s all for this nice heartwarming edition of the Unicorn Watch.
Good luck out there unicorn hunting, folks. We’ll catch up on down the road. Check out the Unicorn Watch archives here.
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