Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question, from Olivia on Facebook:
Favorite food at a cook out?
Answer:
That’s tough to answer because it all depends on the grill master. But, in general, I have to go with the sausages. I will eat the shit out of some sausages at a cookout. Don’t even have to put ’em on a bun. Just take it straight from the grill to my plate. The spicier the better. My God, I love sausages.
Question:
Do you think my vacation to visit @SoBroFlamingo in Central America next week is a good idea?
— Cad P. (@SoBroCadbury) July 12, 2018
Answer:
I had no idea Dick was down in Central America now. Considering the last, and only, time I’ve met Dick, he held a knife to my stomach and intimidated me into a job…one that he writes four times a year for *rolls eyes*…I would strongly advise against getting anywhere remotely close to that individual. Dude’s a complete and total wild card.
You add Central America into the fold and man…I….I really just hope you make it back alive.
Question:
You’re embroiled in a classic Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck/Elmer Fudd situation, and both barrels of a cartoon shotgun are staring you in the face: if lake season is duck season, what is wabbit season?
— The Ultimate Worrier (@WorrierMN) July 12, 2018
Answer:
That’s a tough one, Worrier. You have me thinking this morning. In this scenario, I would say that wabbit season is pancake season.
Question:
Why do I drive on a Parkway, and Park in a Driveway?
— … O.o … (@MileHighVillain) July 12, 2018
Answer:
That’s the age old question isn’t it? Life is full of mystery. We should simply appreciate that…
….and that is a lazy ass way of saying, “I have no idea, man.”
Keep the questions coming using #SoBrosMailbag – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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