Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
How many SoBros can I get to perform at my cousin’s 12th birthday next month? I have a budget of $46 and some Sun Chips that are about to expire.
— Brandon Vick (@SirBrandonV) July 5, 2018
Answer:
For $46 and some Sun Chips you need to get rid of, I’m not sure there’s much this SoBros team wouldn’t do. That’s like an eighth of our monthly income right now. If this isn’t just a hypothetical question you’re just asking to be funny, just let me know what we can do to make this happen.
Alternative answer courtesy of Poppa Bear:
If they’re Harvest Cheddar, we in bidness.
— Poppa Bear (@SoBroPoppaBear) July 5, 2018
Question:
Favorite piece of wrestling merch?
— S.U.P. (@sup_graps) July 6, 2018
Answer:
I first got into wrestling in the mid 90s, so Shawn Michaels was a veritable icon to me. For some reason, the first thing I thought of when I saw this question was the little HBK accessory pack you could buy back then – had his hat, gloves, and my God, those sunglasses:
Question:
Winnie Cooper or Topanga Lawrence?
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) July 6, 2018
Answer:
I’m going to have to go with Winnie Cooper here. I grew up watching The Wonder Years on Summer break, and to me, that was the standard of love. Everyone had to find their Winnie Cooper. Now, straight up, I’m saying Topanga is much more attractive. I’ll give her that – but at least in this child’s mind, Winnie Cooper was a symbol for the American Dream.
Keep the questions coming using #SoBrosMailbag – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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