If you’ve been following this site for a while, you know that one thing that makes us all very nervous is the potential uprising of the animal kingdom to take back the Earth from people. We call it the ‘War on Humans.’ For the most part, it’s been spearheaded by wild animals, in their environment, driving humans out. Well, now it looks like they’ve recruited the ranks of domestic house cats to join their quest to end civilization as we know it…starting with this one badass cat.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.
I have no idea what is happening here. This just sounds like pure pandemonium. But, the scariest part of it all is that this cat just bows up, properly requesting whoever is in that seat or whatever creature is in its lap to put up its dukes.
Where are we safe now?
The animals have infiltrated every reach of our normal lives. There’s no way this cat just got aboard this train of its own doing. Someone somewhere wants to see the animals succeed on this mission, right? My guess is that it was the train conductor. If you’ve ever seen The Polar Express, you know just how rambunctious those train conductors can be.
If I’m a police officer and see this clip, I’m thinking about opening an investigation. If we continue to brush incidents like this off, we’re going to end up needing The Avengers before you know it. And, breaking news – The Avengers aren’t real.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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