World Cup fever has struck the entire planet of Earth. Maybe beyond, I don’t know…seems like if aliens were going to come to Earth and watch a sporting event, this would be the one. I can neither confirm nor deny this theory. But, we’re a week in, and we’re starting to see all the little ancillary stories surrounding the event pop up. Folks, I may have found the most important one yet.
Look at this man carrying eight beers completely effortlessly…it looks so easy. What an amazing testament to human engineering. Why can’t we enjoy such luxuries here in the United States?
You ever tried to bring anything more than two beers back to your seats at a Titans or Preds game? It’s a chore. It’s downright cumbersome and exhaustive. In fact, more often than not, I will require my guest for whom I’m buying beer to come with me to carry everything. Heaven forbid I actually want a hot dog, too! Or a bucket of fries! Then, you have to do something with the beers while you put your relish or ketchup on the goods.
It’s just a hassle. But, these little handles have completely revolutionized that experience. It’s like carrying around a briefcase full of beer. How is that an idea we aren’t exploring until now? Do you know how many times I’ve been on a business trip and thought, “man – I wish this briefcase was full of beer?” Actually, that figure is zero times. But, if I was the type to carry a briefcase around, I would definitely want it to be filled with beer, and these beer holders solve that problem.
This is why people say America is behind in the scientific world. #BeBetter, American sporting event food vendors!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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