Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever thought, “man, I really wish that instead of having to carry this big ass cooler all the way down to the water, I could just hop on it and drive it down” while painstakingly toting your cooler? Well, the cooler mobile has arrived and it may be the hottest new trend of the Summer. See for yourself.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.
HERE. FOR. IT.
It’s 2018, folks. Robots are taking over, and it’s way passed time we start using the advances in technology to solve some of these real world problems. Who wants to carry a damn cooler anymore? Have you ever carried a cooler? It’s awful. They’re bulky and heavy, plus all the ice/liquids inside slosh around and constantly change the momentum on you. But, it’s also one of those things that when you got it, you got it. You don’t want help with the cooler. You have to show how strong you are, so you’re damned if you do, and damned if you don’t. It’s annoying.
But, it’s not just about functionality here. Take another look at this man – that is pure sex. That is sexual charisma personified. Will the cooler mobile have that same effect for me? I’ll tell ya – if so, I’m much more inclined to buy it and ride it all over Nashville.
I want the ladies to call me daddy when they see me scoot by on my cooler. I may never wear a shirt again. Just overall, great invention, practical, and I can’t think of a better way to spend time and resources.
PS. A+++ caption by the original poster. Cracked up at just seeing “#daddy.”
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