Lake Season Reminder: Be Careful, Big ‘Ens

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Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a big ‘en wanting to enjoy Lake Season. Everyone likes to have their fun all the same, whether you’ve got a dad bod, a veritable keg of a beer guy like me, or you’re just straight up floofy like the guy in our video today. But, my advice would be to stay in your lane and understand your limitations. Just, generally, be self-aware – it never hurts anyone. But, you’re about to see why not being self-aware can really have some serious ramifications.

As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.

Merica #wml

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YEESH – do we know that this guy is okay? Like, has there been an update? Or, do I need to stop this post right now because he’s dead?

Valid questions.

Nonetheless, if you’re going to find a rope swing for a big ‘en, you have to undergo some testing first. Maybe tie the rope to the back of the boat, rev the engine, and see what happens. Of course, there are more practical tests like simply pulling on the rope. But, I want to be thorough when I’m testing the rope swing branch.

I might tie the rope to a bullet and shoot it out of a gun just to see what happens. You could throw rocks at the tree branch, too, to test its durability.

Just saying – there are a lot of options, but if you’re a bigger person, or if you decide to tie a grill or toilet to the rope swing just to see what happens, you need to be careful. You need to test that shit first.

Or, you run the risk of bringing an entire damn tree down on top of you when you’re in the water. That’s just not a pleasant Lake Season experience.

By the way, if you love neon tank tops, you are going to LOVE our 2018 Lake Season line. Buy you one today.

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