Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Did you have one? This can be for the mailbag.
— Brandon Vick (@SirBrandonV) June 14, 2018
Answer:
I never had that beer, no. Instead, I opted for 100 pushups and going to bed early. It helped all the same. Now, tonight – tonight will be different. Beers galore.
Question:
Which SoBro is most likely to celebrate like Alex Ovechkin after winning a SoBros championship?
— Herbie Brooks (@SoBroHerbie_B) June 14, 2018
Answer:
Hard to say, but I’m going to go with myself on this one. I’m incredibly competitive, so winning championships means a lot to me. I’m also chock full of DGAF, so I don’t think I’d have any qualms with raising a little hell. Poppa Bear and Cadbury are other good options here, too, though.
Question:
What’s more important: length or girth?
— The Ultimate Worrier (@WorrierMN) June 15, 2018
Answer:
This is a meaty question. Nonetheless, I think the answer is rather subjective.
It depends on what the purpose of the exercise is – rather you’re looking to get fully bloated stuffed or decently satisfied. Length is functional for certain activities as is girth. Plus, there’s the whole ‘eye of the beholder’ phenomenon as well. Some prefer a solid length. Some would rather have a girthy helping.
We’re talking about Subway sandwiches, right?
Question:
Who would win in a fight: Michael Bolton or Michael Cera?
— Cad P. (@SoBroCadbury) June 15, 2018
Answer:
I would not pick Michael Cera in a fight against anyone or anything. I wouldn’t pick Michael Cera in a fight against a sick cat. Wouldn’t pick Michael Cera in a fight against an actual baby. Would not trust him in a fight against himself. So, I’m going with Michael Bolton, who is sneaky hearty looking.
But, I like Ben’s answer better:
MJ. That’s the answer to every debate. Michael Jordan.
— UF is a baseball school (@BostonNooga) June 15, 2018
Question:
Favorite tray combination at @CookOut https://t.co/UEugn3oydi
— Uncle Jesse (@RighteousJesse) June 15, 2018
Answer:
Depends on the time of year. In the Summer, I’m all about a burger, corn dog, and onion rings. But, come Winter, you better believe I’m loading up on a burger, chili, and hush puppies. All with an ice cold Cheerwine.
Keep the questions coming using #SoBrosMailbag – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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